Ok, so you say someone already indoctrinated you into the Clan? Were you drunk at the time? No, never mind. We don't want to know. Actually, we think it's pretty cool that you're a member. In fact, we like to know the organization is growing out of control - kind of like Kudzu vines...

Now, what would be really cool is, like, an automated system where you could fill out this little on-line form and be done with it. But hey, we're still wrestling with balky CGI scripts on the ISP host. So, for the time being at least, registration isn't quite as easy as we'd like...

Ok, here's how you do it: drop an E-Mail message to The Patriarch MacDude letting him know who you are, who brought you in, and how we can get ahold of you for future important events. Like the next Summer in Scotland party... And don't forget about the potato!

One last thing. If you've got a spot on the web to call your own, be sure to include the URL so we can add it to our links list here on the site!